something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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