why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
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Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
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aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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