have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
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just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
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I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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