shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
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I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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