I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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