I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
my vag is so smooth its legendary
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I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
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My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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