I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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