Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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