i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I have tasted many bathrooms
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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