i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
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I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
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We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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