guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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