You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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