His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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