You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
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