stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
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The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
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I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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