I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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