Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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