The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
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im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
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Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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