There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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