i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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