i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
