I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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