Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
