Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
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If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
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theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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