I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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