He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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