She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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