apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
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Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
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btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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