i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
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