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This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
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There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
you made out with another girl for some wings
A+ Viking dick
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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