She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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