did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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