There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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