Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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