Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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