Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Can I color on your dick again?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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