Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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