Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
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Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
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She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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