I'm gonna have a badass scar
so explain again why im purple
no
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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