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garbage dick
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you win
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
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Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
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either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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