we have officially lost it.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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