walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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