i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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