Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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