The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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