This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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