Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
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Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
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I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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