I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
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seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
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Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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