How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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