Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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