Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.