You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
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Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
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you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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