i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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